My PL came home last night. I am charging to great her as usual and suddenly what do I smell?
A STRANGE DOG!
She was cuddling A STRANGE DOG somewhere!
I just do not get it.
She has such a wonderful dog at home - I mean ME.
And she goes and cuddles some ugly (I am sure she was ugly!), bad smelling (I am sure she was bad smelling), unattractive and unintelligent strange bitch.
I am deeply disappointed, quite insulted and I will not speak to my PL. Until dinner at least!