Wednesday 29 April 2015

DAY 29: OUR PL HAS TOO FEW LEGS

I love our PL.

She is excellent hunter and brings home FOOD!
She gives me a scratch under the chin, which I adore.
She gives me TREATS!
She is almost perfect.

Only...she has too few legs.
Two.
It's barely 50% of ideal state.
And now she sprained one.

I am devasted.
No mice meadow for dog knows how long.
My PL has some weird grey springy thingy on her knee, which I am not allowed to lick.
I am not at all sure, we don't RUN OUT OF FOOD?!

I see just one way out.
I will raise to the occassion and meet my pack obligations.


Just let me out, I am going for a HUNT!
Dotty will guard the house, no worries.
I will bring MICE for lunch for everybody!




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